Working again, bout time, fuck I’m a lazy cunt

A young aboriginal girl was getting married and her mother said
“I’d better have a talk with you before you get married”.

“Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?”
the young aboriginal girl asks.

“Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna
want to put His most prized possession where you pee” the
mother said.

The daughter replies “Why the f*ck would he want to put his
thongs in the sink?”