{"id":112,"date":"2007-09-14T06:38:54","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T11:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2007-09-14T06:38:54","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T11:38:54","slug":"a-funny-just-for-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"A funny just for y&#8217;all . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s the\u00c2\u00a0 AFL Grandfinal and a man makes his way to his seat right<br \/>\non the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to\u00c2\u00a0 him is<br \/>\nempty.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will\u00c2\u00a0 be sitting<br \/>\nthere.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;No,&#8221; says the neighbor. &#8220;The seat is empty.&#8221; This is\u00c2\u00a0 incredible&#8221;,<br \/>\nsaid the man. &#8220;Who in their right mind\u00c2\u00a0 would have a seat like\u00c2\u00a0 this for AFL<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Grandfinal and not use it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The neighbour says &#8220;Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was<br \/>\nsupposed to\u00c2\u00a0 come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first AFL Grand<br \/>\nFinal we haven&#8217;t been to together since we got married in 1967.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Oh &#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m sorry to hear that. That&#8217;s terrible. But couldn&#8217;t you<br \/>\nfind someone\u00c2\u00a0 else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the<br \/>\nseat?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe\u00c2\u00a0 man shakes his head &#8220;No, they&#8217;re all at the\u00c2\u00a0 funeral.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s the\u00c2\u00a0 AFL Grandfinal and a man makes his way to his seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to\u00c2\u00a0 him is empty. \u00c2\u00a0He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will\u00c2\u00a0 be sitting there. \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;No,&#8221; says the neighbor. &#8220;The seat is empty.&#8221; This is\u00c2\u00a0 incredible&#8221;, said the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tbhcrew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}