A young aboriginal girl was getting married and her mother said
\n“I’d better have a talk with you before you get married”.<\/p>\n
“Yeah mum, what do you want to talk about?”
\nthe young aboriginal girl asks.<\/p>\n
“Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna
\nwant to put His most prized possession where you pee” the
\nmother said.<\/p>\n
The daughter replies “Why the f*ck would he want to put his
\nthongs in the sink?” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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